That's OK I am a reverend, and I forgive you !
But just this once.
If you sin again you will have to make a donation. Just like a real church!
PRICE LIST
Forgiveness is sold in units at $5.00 a unit
Lying: 1 unit
Lying to yo mama: 10 units
Shoplifting: 5 units
Stealing from someone that trust you: 500 units
Back stabbing the office weasel: 1 free unit, the little bastard had it coming.
Backstabbing your friend: 100 units
Fooling around on the job: 1 unit
Fooling around on the girl next door: 2 units, hay it takes two to tango.
Fooling around with the family pet: 500 units
Beating up people smaller than you: 100 units
Being a lousy lay: 200 units
Being kinky with the Reverend: no charge, for you have already performed well.
Murder: 5,000,000 units who said life was cheep!
Masturbation: .01 unit Be careful this will add up over time.
The Number of units for forgiveness is based on the honor system. It is up to you be honest about the severity and frequency of your sins. If you can not remember or are just an all around scoundrel, play it safe and punches the lifetime forgiveness package ( does not include murder ) for 1000 units.
Give, Give, Give,
So Reverend Don can LIVE, LIVE, LIVE$